Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

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What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.