Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

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How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

What do you call a ring of iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

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What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.