Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

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How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.