What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

People Jokes More People Jokes

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Why are people so impressed with voice control?

Women have been around for 100,000 years

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call an investment banker who's always watching you?

A stocker.

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

What do you call a chain of singing islands?

An acapellago.

Relax Jokes More Relax Jokes

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!