What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people

What do dark humour and food have in common?

Only some people get it.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?

Guilty

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

What do you call a chain of singing islands?

An acapellago.

Relax Jokes More Relax Jokes

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!