Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

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Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

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Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!