Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

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Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

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What does a buffalo says to his son before going to school?

Bison

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison