What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

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What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

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What do you call it when you get ripped from steroid use?

Ill-gotten gains

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.