What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

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What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks I'll show myself out

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

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What do Germans and acetone have in common?

They are both good at removing the Polish!

Why are hot pickle buns so popular in polish women's prisons?

They're made out of dill dough.

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What are crusty girlfriends good for?

Fermenting yeast!

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.