What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

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What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

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What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

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When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

Why are setups to jokes so important?

because seven ate nine.

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What was the name of the Polish limo driver?

Piccop Andropoff.

How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

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How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.