What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

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What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks I'll show myself out

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What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica?

Because they're jahbless!

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

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What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

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What are crusty girlfriends good for?

Fermenting yeast!

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.