Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

Moan Jokes More Moan Jokes

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches