What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do black folk carry around "boomboxes"?

it's just their stereo-type!

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies?

You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.