What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

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What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.