What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

What did Tennessee?

the same thing Arkansas

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

Why are basketball players so tall?

They're knee grows.

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.