How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

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Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

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What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

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What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...

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How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.