How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

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What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

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How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

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How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

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How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear