What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

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What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

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Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone?

DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.