What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

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Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

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Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

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What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"