What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

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What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

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Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

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What's the major cause of divorce?

Answer: Once is not enough.

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

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What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.