He liked to chop and change !
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
Cantilever? (can't I leave her)
He usually flies twice as high.
He likes it dirty.
The lightbulb works fine...
Well it depends on what you mean by change.
Decap.
I cry when I chop an onion.
No one cries when you chop up the baby.
