Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

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What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

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Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

What South American dance do cows like to do?

The Rump-a

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

How many anti-Trump protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.

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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!