Why did Hillary go to the OB/GYN?

She was feelin' the Bern!

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Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

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What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

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Why did the liberal go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

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Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.