Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

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cause they're always dropping beets

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You can drop her off anywhere.

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cause they're always dropping beets

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Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

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Good Vibrations

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Dr. Dre......

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Dr.Dre

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Are you ready for the next episode?

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Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.