Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

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Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Answer: Dr.Dre

What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

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What's brown, smelly and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

What's big and brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

Farmer Market Jokes More Farmer Market Jokes

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.