Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

Dre Jokes More Dre Jokes

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

What is the issue with Dr. Dre's releases?

Chronic delays.

Dr. Dre Jokes More Dr. Dre Jokes

What's brown, and ryhmes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre......

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

Farmer Market Jokes More Farmer Market Jokes

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.