Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist