Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

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What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

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What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist?

Newer magazines

What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.