What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

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What did popeye do after he turned black?

A: He made his own restoraunt.

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

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How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

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Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

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What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

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Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy!