What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

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She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

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They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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Infantacide

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You don't

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He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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Hand me Downs.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

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Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!