Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

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Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses

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What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

747 Jokes More 747 Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Not everyone's been in a 747.

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!