Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there?

The pilot.

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag."

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Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

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Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

Why is flour retarded?

Because it's in-bread.

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Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

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Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Not everyone's been in a 747.