Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there?

The pilot.

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

Boeing Jokes More Boeing Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

747 Jokes More 747 Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Not everyone's been in a 747.

What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

boeing boeing boeing