What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?"

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.