How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

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What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

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What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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What does Ebola and US police have in common?

A high body count of black people

Why aren't there any black people in the Air Force?

They're still afraid of hangars.

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What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.