How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

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What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people always say "I know right"?

Because they have no right.

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

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Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25