How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

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Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

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Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

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Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.