What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

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What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

Jared Subway Jokes More Jared Subway Jokes

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room