What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

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What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared

Jared Subway Jokes More Jared Subway Jokes

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.