They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.
They both steal cookies )
Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now
A: When Hillary leaves town.
You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".
Missile Toe!
In A minor.
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room
A: So you could hit the sack.
