Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

What do black people drive?

house prices down

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.