Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus say to the Eskimos?

Many are cold, but few are frozen.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.