Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

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Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

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How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.