How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

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What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.