Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

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Because it was Hammertime'

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

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Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!