Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

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Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side :(

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.