What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

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What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why did the blind kid fail geometry?

He didnt see the point.

Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

John Cena.