What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

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What do you call a Mexican vegan?

A. No Whey Jose

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

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Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

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What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand