What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

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What do you call a can made in Mexico?

A Mexican.

What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

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What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

What do you call a dog who can do magic?

A labracadabrador