What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

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Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

What is Peyton Manning's favorite Counting Crows song?

Omaha

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What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

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What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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What do you call God in StarWars?

A Skywalker

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.