What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

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Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

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What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.

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What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.

What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease?

Turkey Jerky

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What's the atheist's view on God?

Nahweh.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!