Apple Store Jokes

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

They don't have Windows installed. )

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?

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How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

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What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

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