Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

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Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

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Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.

What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

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Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.