Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

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Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

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Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man?

A: Stupid!

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Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.

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What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?

Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.