How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

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How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

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What do you call a man who marries an old ugly and poor woman?

A: Desperate!

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."