Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys?

a PDFile

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...

Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.