Why did President Kennedy never get drunk?

He wasn't very good at taking shots.

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What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

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Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.