What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What gets bigger every time I see my wife?

My wife.

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow! :D

What does a mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

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What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.