What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Where is your wife ?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim?

Cuatro cincos.

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.