What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

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What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

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What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

What do you call a Mexican woman with a large labia minora?

Cunstwaylow

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Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.