What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!"

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

Paralyze Jokes More Paralyze Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman