Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs?

because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis

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What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

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How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!