What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

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What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry :D

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Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

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Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

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What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!