Mickey Mouse Jokes

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

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