Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

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How did you keep from failing that?

I didn't take algebra!

Why did the man's kidneys fail?

They didn't study.

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Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments