Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

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How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam?

He couldn't get the saddest fraction.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

What do you call two old black men standing in a shed?

Antique machinery

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Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Kermitment Jokes More Kermitment Jokes

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments