Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

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Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

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What's 72?

What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

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Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics