Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

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Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

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Why Cant Girls Count To 70?

Because 69 is a mouthful

What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.