How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

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Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

What does earth say to the other planets?

You have no life

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!