How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

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How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

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What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!