How do birds record their songs ?

On duck tape !

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"

Duck Tape Jokes More Duck Tape Jokes

What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

How do birds record their songs ?

On duck tape !

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)