What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

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What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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How are black people similar to tornadoes?

They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.

What if Stonehenge was made to satirize the achievements of mankind?

It'd be a ruined joke.

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What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

Why is it so hard to get into a relationship with an SJW?

Because they have high double standards.

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What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent