How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.