How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Who's there ! Amanda ! Amanda who ?

Amanda the table!

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!