What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

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How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

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What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.