Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.
The tomato was in a can.
Because it was... imbalanced.
He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him
If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop
He's down to Earth.
God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.