Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

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Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

Why did the USAS with frag rounds fall over?

Because it was... imbalanced.

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Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

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Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.