Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

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Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

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What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

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Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.