What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting

What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.

Neighbour Jokes More Neighbour Jokes

Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them