Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

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What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

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What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

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Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

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When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

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What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert