Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

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What's Lil Wayne's Favorite French Movie?

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What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

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What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money?

Make it Wayne.

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.