Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Minimum Jokes More Minimum Jokes

What do you call your mum who is shorter than you?

A minimum.

What do you call a small parent?

A minimum !