Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

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Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

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How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.