Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

What's the most disloyal animal to it's mate?

A cheetah.

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How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

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What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.