Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

How do you spell hypocrisy?

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

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What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Where do cheeses go to the bathroom?

In a Parma-John.

Why do teenage girls go to the bathroom in 3s and 5s?

Because they literally can't even.

Vowel Movement Jokes More Vowel Movement Jokes

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!